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HAPPY NEWS FOR FAT MEN - Eat More As you Like - Anti-obesity Pill to dieter from All restrictions

Scientists may have discovered an anti-obesity pill that could free dieters
from all eating restrictions and also help slow down the ageing process.
A study published in the journal,” Mechanism of ageing and Development, suggested that the pill may “lock in” the benefits of dieting, allowing dieters to return to normal eating with out putting on weight.
According to the researchers from Britain’s University of Liver Pool, the pill-a dietary supplement called Alpha Lipoic acid- also slows ageing, which is a known effect of low-calorie diets.
Malcolm Goyns, director of immorgene concepts, a scientific research company in Stockton-on tees, who led the reasearh,said he was sufficiently himself.
:Our discovery indicates that by following a calorie restriction diet for six months and taking Alpha-lipoic acid while eating normally, the same life extension effect will be experienced.” Goyns was quoted as saying by the Independent news paper on Thursday. How ever, he cautioned that by simply adding the supplement to the diet has no effect.
“It seems that alpha- lipoic acid fools the body into behaving as if it was still on what ever diet it was following before the supplement was added,” he said, adding “ we found there was an anti-obesity effect as well” The finding however, has parked a row between tow of the scientists who carried out the research, conducted in rats.over whether it can be applied to human being.
“It is an unusual and interesting finding and it needs repeating in further research. That was as far as I wasprepared to go,but Malcolm wanted apply it to human. I said I didn’t agree with his interpretation and we had to wait for further studies.” Said Brian Merry of the school of Biological science at British University.


The New Indian Express; 08-08-08

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MY SCHOOL EXPERIENCES

HUMOUR ADDS
COLOUR TO
TEACHING
HUMOUR is or should be a part of human life.” Laugh your worries away” is a familiar saying. Laughter provides an easy escape route for one’s pent up feelings. For a healthy body and mind it is quite essential as it rejuvenates and fills one with vigor and vitality. It propagates the message of health and joy and energizes one by relieving mental tension.

“Laugh and whole world laughs with you; snore and you sleep alone,” is the saying of Anthony Burgess. Mahatma Gandhi once said,” If I had no sense of humour I would long ago have committed suicide.” For a conductive teaching-learning situation, it is imperative that there should be a place for humour. A ready witted teacher with an abundant sense of humour, is student-friendly, than one who is moody and morose. A lesson taught with humour and more an appeal than one dull and dreary.Humour adds colour to teaching and promotes an innate interest in learning and makes it enjoyable and concrete.



SOME CLASS ROOM JOKES


We come across many incidents providing humor in our class room from the every ordinary to some striking and spontaneous ones. As one who has served the cause of education as a teacher and headmaster for nearly thirty years, I have a first hand knowledge of many. Here below I give sample of a few:


(1)” my little son is too sensitive,” said a mother bringing him to school for the first time. “Don’t worry! We’ll take care of him,” said the teacher .Added the mother,


” If he is naughty please don’t punish him. Just slap the boy next to him. That’ll frighten him and accomplish your purpose”.

(2) The mathematics teacher of third standard teaching the concept of addition and subtraction put a question to a pupil. ”Rasal, if one and one makes two, and two and two makes four, how much does four and four make?” The replay came from Rasal, ”that isn’t fair, sir. You answer the easy ones and leave the difficult one to me!”



(3)During a routine conversation, Kumar told his teacher, “Sir, my brother has trouble with appendicitis”. Teacher quite concerned asked, “Oh! Is he so ill?” Quick came the replay from Aneesh, “no sir, he can’t spell it “

(4) The science teacher during the cause of a lesson posed a question to a student to name any two major inventions that helped man get up in the world. Pat came the reply,” the alarm clock and the escalator, sir”.



(5) A teacher was onc annoyed with a pupil who was in the habit of giving same excuses for applying for leave. once when gave the reason as due to the death of his grand mother, the teacher got wild and asked if he had not applied for leave for the same reason the month before , the pupil calmly replied that on that occasion it was his maternal granny and now it is paternal.



(6) The mathematics teacher was teaching a lesson on the concept of time and distance. At the end of it, he put question to Mohan “A green lorry with a speed of 40 km take 60 minutes to reach a distance; a blue lorry with 35km speed 75 minutes and an yellow lorry with 30km speed 90 minutes . From this what do you understand?” I a flash, came the answer from Mohan,” All the Lorries should be painted green, sir”.


(7)The English teacher taking a lesson on “change of voice,” in functional grammar asked a student to change the voice of the verb in the sentence, “Rama killed Ravana”. The enthusiastic student in a split second repeated the statement of the teacher modulating his voice.


HAVE YOU ANY EXPERIENC ? PLS. SHARE.

wahab

"TEXT BOOK DEATH"- REACTION FROM "KINGDOM" OF SAUDI ARABIA

THIS IS FROM MEHMOOD, SAUDI ARABIA
Dear All,
While performing his duty, a innocent teacher been assulated and
killed by aggressive muslim youth league workers in malappuram.
Couple of days ago they have burnt millions of worth books,supposed
to distribute to poor pupil, under the leadership of our former education
minister sooppy...
This is too brutal..muslim league party cannot survive without
power. their power thirst made them blind..they are using religion
as a weapon. but they are not aware of the consequences, far reachig problems of muslim existence, country like ours...unfortunately
socalled muslim groups (eg. jamaeth,mujahid) also knowingly or
unknowingly particpating with them..how can they justify their
agitation ? gov. had decided to reform the book.in democratic
system we should have democaratic culture. from the begining itself,
no reason for agitation against the book..remember, when mr c.h.
mohd koya was edu.minister, Umerfarook's carrekecher (spell?) was
appeared in tex book...no protest, no jihad, somebody pontedout and removed the page.
Muslim jihadi group must stop this baseless,illogical agitation with immideate effect. or they have to face the consequences...things
are changing,especially after the death of Mr.Agustine Joseph,
otherwise league leaders and turban group has to pay heavily...
alappuram is changing.. league is a sinking ship..shihab thangals
magic water (his own spited water) cannot save league anymore...

regds/mehmood ( Jubail, Saudi arabia, E mail: kpmehmood@gmail.com)
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Opnin:We all agree his suggestion and participate in his feelings in the issue .How ever,it is good to avoid agressive remark on persons like shihab thangal ( he is very innocent person who knows nothing about issue and he is in another "world")
wahab
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What a Brutal Is This?

BOW OUR HEAD TO THE VICTIM OF
TEXT BOOK VANDALISM

Actually this is very shame in the history Kerala’s education scenario. An innocent teacher,James Augestin, who came punctually to attend teachers’ refreshment course(monthly cluster meeting) have unfortunately loss his life (for much criticized Jeevan) by the kick and suppress of Text Book Jihad mob (arrogant youth League).Mr.Ummen Chandy criticized Govt. for not deploying police force before every cluster meeting premises. In which sense he said this? Does he believe a democratic govt.could deploy police battalion in front of such academic event?


Teacher’ cluster meeting is entirely for teachers and by teachers. What is the role for political party mob or Youth League there? (What is the role of cat in gold market?)


Mr.Ummen Chandy and his colleague Mr Kunhali Kutty should have instructed their party men not to go there and make vandalism.


The 7th class text book is apt for our newly adopted academicals pedagogy. Besides,Govt. had appointed expert committee to reform the book and as per its and curricular committee’s recommendations Govt. has readied to revise the book.


In this circumstance, every one can understand the motive of anti book agitation again. That is to create feeling in minority that if the 7th class book exists, “the religions will be in danger” and to exploit religious communities for their political motive


But what happened finally by the “martyr” of a teacher? Leadership of the League may assess this agitation get them gain or loss. But my humble request to the leaders of non political Muslim Organizations to abstain and end co-operation from this politically motivated or misunderstood agitation for the sake of Islam.


Abdul Wahab,Payyoli



wahabkp@gmail.com

Is music "haram"?

Dear,
Do you like music? Is music a forbidden fruit to us? I wish to qoute here world  legendary musician, Beethovan: " Music is higher revelation than philosophy". May I add to Beethovan this also? ...But Gazal is the sweet flow in the profound river of philosopy.

Some believe music should be kept distance with us in the religious , cultural aspect. can we do ? what is your view ?
pls send, but along with 1 song of your most  selection.(after scanning)
here is some,  pls appreciate.(latr send attachment to your mail)
lovingly ,
wahab